Dick is putting together the mother of all joke sites!

Everybody gets a million of ‘em daily in their e-mail, but frankly, some of them are pretty crummy. Dick doesn’t know much…but he knows funny. So send your favorite, tasteless jokes today, and you’ll get credit for it right here on the site. Then, you can brag to your friends about how cool you think you are and you’ll have the (questionable) proof to back it up!

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Yer mama is so fat, when she bent over she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.

Added By : Dave

Viagara did a study on their product. They sent out samples to a group of physicians and a group of lawyers. It improved the sexual performance of the doctors by 43 percent. It made the lawyers taller.

Added By : Paul

A blond walked into a Doctor's office and said "You have to help me. I'm turning into a moth". The Doctor looked at her sort of quizzically. He said to her, "You don't need me. You need a psychiatrist. There's one down the hall". The blond thanked him and she headed for the door. The Doctor then said "Why did you come into my office?". The blond answered "Well, your light was on".

Added By : Paul

You know what they say, it ain't over till the fat lady sings... Sorry, I didn't mean to bring yer momma into this.

Added By : Patty

Yer Mama is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company!!!

Added By : The Matt!!! E. Alton, IL

Yer Mama is so fat she fell in love...AND BROKE IT!!!

Added By : The Matt!!! E. Alton, IL

Yer Mama is so fat, when she walks into the room, the radio skips.

Added By : The Matt!!! E. Alton, IL

A Husband and Wife got in their car to drive down to the grocery store. Earlier that day they had gotten into a fight and we're not speaking to each other. As they were driving past a barn full of cows, horses, pigs, and goats the husband turned to the wife and said "relatives of yours?" the wife replied "yep, in-laws"

Added By : Lauryn A.

A surly old man and his wife are in Wal-Mart. She says "I'm buying a can of peaches". He says "No, you're not! We have peaches at home you never eat! I'm not paying for them". "Yes, you are!" she screamed. "Not!", says he. Back and forth until, finally, she just sticks them in her purse. Of course, she gets caught for shop lifting, and is standing in front of the magistrate soon with her husband in the back of the court room. "How many peaches were in that can you tried to steal", asked the judge? "Probably 6", replied the woman. "Then I shall sentence you to 6 days" replied the judge. A voice from the back of the court room yells..."She also took a can of peas!!!!"

Added By : Jeff Gehm

A Blonde gets a new snow blower. She starts it up, and it automatically begins cleaning the snow. However, it runs over her cat and cuts off it's tail. She immediately grabs her cat, the tail, and asks her neighbor if she'll watch her kids while she goes to Wal-Mart. The neighbor asks "why are you taking the cat and the tail to Wal-Mart"? The blonde says "Duh...it's the worlds largest re-tail-er"!!!!

Added By : Jeff Gehm

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